escap3-th3-soci3ty:

pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."


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cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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pre-orgasm:

sexlane:

slxvery:

click here for a SKATE/URBAN blog.

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wonderous-world:


Fairies Shelter by Marta Jasińska 

unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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kissmeok:

my blog will make you happy

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

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escap3-th3-soci3ty:

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